It appears from the (unintentional) research being carried out by my children that the breakfast cereal Weetbix possesses strange transdimensional properties rivaling the TARDIS. Indeed, if a child takes a Weetbix (is that a plural?) and then crushes it into a bowl, flakes of wheat are relocated through minute wormholes in the space-time continuum to various parts of the kitchen. Parts of the kitchen, I might add, that cannot be reached under the regular laws of physics. Once again we are faced with the evidence that breakfast cereal is indeed part of a larger alien conspiracy to replace tasty food with pencil-shaving analogues.